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Sunday, July 20, 2008
    There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.
    They had shared everything.
    They had talked about everything.

    They had kept no secrets from each other,
    except that the little old woman had a shoebox at the top of her closet
    of which that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

    For all of these years,
    he had never thought about the box,
    but one day the little old woman got very sick
    and the doctor said she would not recover.

    In trying to sort out their affairs,
    the little old man took down the shoebox
    and took it to his wife's bedside.

    She agreed that it was time
    time for him to know what was in the box.

    When he opened it,
    he found two handmade doilies
    and a stack of money totaling $100,000,000.

    He asked her about the contents.

    "When we were to be married," she said,
    "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue."
    "She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and make a doily."

    The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.
    Only two precious doilies were in the box.
    "She had only been angry with me two times in all those years",
    he thought.

    He almost burst with happiness.
    "Honey," he said,
    "that explains the doilies, but what about all of this money?"
    "Where did it come from?"

    She smiled.
    Closing her eyes,
    She said, "That's the money I made from selling the doilies, when I forgave you."


    damnfuck.!
    don'tijusthatemyself.!
    wishingmyselfdead.!

    right, and for losers out there, BEAT THIS!

    Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.

    Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

    This is what he came up with......

    1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep.

    But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.

    The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me.

    I run until I fall 6 and throw out.

    So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him.

    Then I took a 9 and try to stab him.

    10 God he run away.

    So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven.

    Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6.

    He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.

    He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump down.

    I don't understand,

    I so nice 2 him but I dont know what he 1.
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